I'd be dead.

So Ella fell down the other day, and lets just say she lost it. Just a little bit of drama.
She came in and I told her that she needed to calm down a bit there was no blood or broken bones. I told her that she sounded like she had been hit by a bus.

Few minutes pass.............................................................
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Mom if I'd been hit by a bus I'd be dead.

For Pete's sake.
What a funny kid.